Here's a fun little time-waster! Type your first name into Google and the word "needs." The results are entertaining.
"Ginny needs a loving home."
Well, doesn't everyone? I have a loving home. Perhaps there's a Ginny out there that still needs one. I hope that she finds it.
"Ginny NEEDS to wear a bikini!"
No. No I don't. And you can't make me.
"Ginny needs a break and so do we."
Yes! Thank you! You are speaking my language. :)
"Ginny needs to die."
Wow. I don't even know you. That hurts.
"Ginny needs to leave that monkey alone!"
OK, you told me. I'll do it! Soon as he finishes my laundry.