The best quips this weekend, courtesy of Will:
"Mom, how about we play pretend baseball? You can bat the ball and I'll be the vampire."
And my personal favorite: when asked what he was doing with his girl dog, Sunshine, he said that he was drying her hair (with a toy drill--points for creativity) and shaving her mustache. I calmly told him that girls don't have mustaches. He loudly retorted: "Well Mom, SOME girls do!!"