Um. I'm pretty sure that I live at Target now.
Don't get me wrong, Target is full of cool stuff and makes for a great hideout. Perfect "Parent vacation" and hey, some of them even have Starbucks now! I've lost many hours at a time strolling the aisles, debating picture frames vs. artwork, shopping for birthday gifts, choosing bathroom rugs or debating thread counts. And I'm almost positive that it's usually a guaranteed $50 trip.
I think I've been there five times in the last two weeks. And every time I've gone, I've missed one item and had to go again another day. I think that there should be a rewards program. If you go ten times in a month, the next trip's free. Who's with me???