Finishing soccer practice with Will and Sean on a Friday night. (Soccer practice on a Friday night=bad idea. I unplug my brain at 4:30pm on Fridays. But I digress.)
It was a busy night and we were headed to the Relay for Life to support the karate school. And Mom had to pee. There was a porta-potty in the school parking lot. I gave it a sideways glance and decided I'd rather stop at home. Even though stopping at home means a possible derailment of said plans.
Kids are bickering in the car. (Shocking, I know.) I announce that we're stopping at home first and naturally, the boys want to know why. I said "So mom can stop to use the bathroom." Will points out that there's a porta-potty. I said yeah, but I'd rather go at home.
Then out of the blue, in a nice deep voice he says "Suck it up, Cupcake!"
I wasn't sure how to react. So I laughed. Hysterically. And sucked it up. Hey, I'm washable.